What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:45

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?